The technique of anal fingering has long been known to mankind, however, not everyone perceives a finger planted in a man’s butt as something normal. To begin with, you should try gentle and light touches in the area of your partner’s anus and check his reaction. Perhaps over time the partner will get used to them and it will begin to give him pleasure.
Features of preparation
As with all other types of anal sexual fun, the most important thing when doing anal fingering is cleanliness. That is, you definitely can’t do without taking a shower or bath. Similarly, it is necessary to keep anal toys or fingers clean. We must not forget that you need to wash your hands immediately after you remove them from your partner’s anus. If you recklessly do not follow the rules of personal hygiene, you can significantly increase the risk of a serious infectious infection and put your health, or even your life, in danger.
If a finger gets into a man’s butt for the first time, you need to take care of purchasing a lubricant in advance. The first few times you need to apply it as much as possible (this will help relieve your partner of discomfort). Also, in order to minimize the pain from the first penetrations, you should try to move your hand as slowly as possible, gradually accelerating. At the same time, you should very carefully observe your partner’s reaction, consulting with him about your actions.
If the relationship between you is trusting, he will most likely tell you which movements he likes best. In order not to cause pain to your partner, you need to make sure that there are no sharp chips on the nails and that the finger in the man’s butt cannot scratch the delicate tissues of his anus. The thing is that the epithelium lining it is itself very delicate, vulnerable and susceptible to all kinds of injuries.
If your partner has a chic manicure with long and fairly sharp nails, you can try wearing a latex glove. It will reduce the sharpness of the nails and prevent the appearance of microcracks. If getting a latex glove is quite problematic at the moment, a common product - a condom - can come to the rescue.
What can cause your butt to itch?
There can be many reasons. Also, an itchy butt can be both a sign of illness and a completely harmless one-time occurrence. You also need to figure out where exactly it itches? In the anus or buttocks area? How often, is there frequency, rashes or any additional symptoms that show changes in how you feel? If the answer to the described factors is positive, then you may have picked up some kind of infection. But don’t rush to diagnose yourself and run to the pharmacy. Treatment should be carried out by a doctor, since you can make an incorrect diagnosis, which will only worsen your health situation and waste money by buying unnecessary medications. Below, for informational purposes, we will describe some of the reasons why your butt may itch.
- Worms. Let's start our list with them, since this is perhaps the most common cause of anal itching. Especially when it comes to a child. In almost 90% of cases, children's butts itch precisely because of them. This type of worms, like the Austrians, crawl out of the anus to lay eggs. In the process of attaching eggs, worms damage the skin, and an allergic reaction occurs on the skin as a result of contact with a foreign body. This is what leads to the itching in the ass.
ATTENTION!!!
You can become infected with worms if you do not wash your hands - through the fecal-oral route. This is when a person infected with worms scratched his butt and then grabbed the handrail on the bus. Then you took hold of the same handrail, and then, without washing your hands, you ate an apple on which worm eggs fell from your unwashed hands.
- Papillomas or warts. Yes, they can also cause itching in the anal area. Typically occurs in adults. Papilloma is a virus that settles in our body. It is this that leads to the formation of warts, including on the butt.
ON A NOTE!!!
If you notice warts on yourself, not necessarily on your butt, even if they appear in any other place on your body, they do not need to be grown. You need to fight them - remove them. There are many ways and means to remove warts.
- Psoriasis. Anagenital psoriatic plaques are located around the anus and can cause quite severe itching.
- And our list ends with the well-known hemorrhoids. In some cases, it also causes itching in the butt.
Above we listed the reasons caused by ailments, now let's talk about more harmless factors that can cause your butt to itch. There are a number of everyday issues that can cause an itchy feeling between the buns or the buns themselves itch.
- Poor anal hygiene. Even in our modern world, which is full of various types of personal and intimate hygiene products, some people do not pay enough attention to their rear. For this reason, stool particles form in the anus, which can cause itching.
- Sweat. On hot summer days our butt sweats. Sweat can cause burning and itching of the skin because when sweat dries, salt deposits remain on the skin.
- Wash new clothes before wearing them. Although new clothes look clean, they are not entirely true. The fabric is subjected to various types of insect repellent treatments when stored in warehouses. It is quite possible that you may have an allergic reaction to the components of these substances, resulting in your butt itching.
These were the main set of reasons why you might experience itching in your anus or start itching your buttocks.
Experiments for men2
Despite the fact that not all representatives of the stronger half of humanity are ready to immediately admit their hobbies in the form of experiments with their partner’s finger stuck in the ass, most of them really like them.
The fact that most men hide such preferences is directly related to the fact that they are afraid to question their masculinity and heterosexual inclinations. To put it simply, they are simply afraid of not being classified as a homosexual.
All this is directly related to prejudice in society. The sexual revolution that thundered throughout the world could not endow humanity with the perception that a finger in a man’s butt is not something shameful or shameful and is just one of the practical sexual techniques. So, before trying such movements in practice, of course, you should first discuss this line of behavior with your partner. This will avoid unwanted conflicts during sexual fun.
How can you touch it?
You've probably seen schoolchildren groping a girl more than once, and maybe you've done it yourself, just for fun. But kinesthetics in relationships is completely different. A girl considers such touches (on the butt and chest) almost intimate, and therefore she should, at a minimum, trust you.
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If you have already chosen for yourself a “bad boy” (bad boy) behavior model, then, of course, it will be easier for you in this regard. In general, there are several ways to get so close that you start groping her anywhere.
- Spank her as a joke. Many professional pick-up artists generally do this on the first date. For example, she was late (which is not uncommon for girls), and for this she received a playful punishment. Don’t forget to smile sweetly, otherwise she may be scared of you and your actions. So, by the way, you can quickly “calibrate” her if you carefully monitor her reaction. What should you do if she starts to pull you back, like, what are you allowing yourself to do? Here you have to laugh it off right away. For example, she says she will go home if you do it again. You can just say you'll go with her. That is, let her understand that no matter how seriously she talks to you, she still won’t get through you. You show that everything that happens to you is just for fun, but you are not fixated on sex. In addition, she may claim that your touch is an invasion of her personal area. To this you can answer that you think she is ready for this. Or declare that you are tired of waiting for her to finally invade your personal zone, in a joking manner, of course. Plus, make her stand out from the crowd. For example, say that you are often surrounded by girls, but you don’t want to touch them. But you always want to touch her, because she’s cool. That is, she still needs to be happy! When can you touch it? Yes, whenever, as long as there is a suitable reason to punish her. For example, you asked her about something, but she thought about something else and perhaps didn’t answer. Wake her up with a friendly slap on the bottom. Or she takes a long time to order in a cafe, hurry her up this way. She must get used to the idea that now you can do this.
- Method number two is to go from the opposite. If she shrinks from your touch, let her paw and spank you. How to do it? Let's say that after your actions she turned on the seriousness and is going to be offended. Just take her hand and spank yourself with it, just quickly so that she doesn’t have time to think and tense up. Girls generally love to use seriousness, and many even consider this their greatest strength in the fight against you. Show her that this is not so. And when she says that you are too frivolous for constantly groping her, agree with her, say that you are really a bad boy, and spank yourself with her hand. Tell her you want her to punish you.
- Option number three - just make her touch you. If she resists your touch, tell her that you want her to touch you. Place her hand on your knee. It happens that you are communicating, and she is constantly fiddling with her smartphone. Take away from her this gadget that is useless to you now, and make her pay attention to you.
- Let him listen to your heartbeat. This is also a reverse option. She doesn't want you to touch her, make sure she takes the initiative herself. A good option is to say that she worries you so much that your heart is pounding or even losing its rhythm. Tell her to check your concerns or just put her hand on your chest.
Or even let her try to feel your pulse, this will probably be a brain break for her, because guys usually don’t behave like that. And when she starts touching you, then without even realizing it, she will begin to perceive you as a sexual partner. - The fifth point is a logical continuation of the fourth. If she started touching you, feeling your pulse, listening to your heart, putting her hands on you, then it’s logical to try the same thing. You simply declare, let me listen to you now, and, as if without a second thought, you immediately paw her breasts. You have a great excuse. And even if she slaps you in the face, smile and say that you really liked it, let’s do it again.
How to start3
If in practice you are trying to insert a finger into a man’s butt for the first time, then be sure to apply lubricant purchased at a pharmacy or sex shop. It is also worth remembering that all movements should be started at a slow pace.
It is worth paying attention to the fact that you cannot penetrate inside at a time when the sphincter is tense. Such actions may cause discomfort and pain. Therefore, if you feel your partner’s tension, start moving in circles and gradually prepare your partner for penetration.
As soon as you feel the muscles of the anus relax, you need to begin slow and progressive movements in the direction forward and back. At first, the penetration should be shallow, gradually the depth can be increased, however, in the same way as the pace of movement. During the process, you must not forget to monitor your partner’s reaction and adjust your actions in accordance with his wishes.
And give it to the ass to keep the man.
With the client’s consent, I am publishing our correspondence with her. I am sure that many people can relate to her problems. Ekaterina, hello! I found your site with so much vital information and read that you answer questions sent by email. I really need your answer. I apologize that there is a lot of text - I cut it down as much as I could. I have been married for 3 years, I got married as a virgin. After the wedding, I realized that my ideas about sex did not coincide with the ideas of my husband, that it was more often, more painful and disgusting than I wanted at that time, and for the first year I had sex like a victim. Moreover, nothing was done for me to enjoy it. In addition, I had persistent thrush, to which my husband joyfully informed me that everything was cool with all his previous women, they never got sick with anything, and they could be moved up and down, in the back and in the front. I cried and quietly hated myself. Then I got tired of it and decided to learn something useful, found some practical tips, ways of affection, etc. I started using them, and my sex life, at least mine, improved. Well, my husband became happier, he didn’t talk about his previous women anymore, and I relaxed and began to have orgasms. The thrush went away within six months without any medications. But I have taboos - on anal sex and on “cumming” in the mouth. My husband doesn’t force me to do this, after some attempts on my wedding night, but somehow I started talking about Cleopatra’s bath, and in general about the benefits of sperm for a woman’s body, no matter where she puts it. And the breasts grow, and wrinkles are smoothed out, sore throat goes away, digestion improves, etc. And giving it to the ass is generally to keep a man, and in general, multiple orgasms are available to a woman only through the ass. And his past girlfriends only asked for anal. And all this demonstrates the incredible acceptance of a man by a woman. He said this in general, as if not to me, but still with a hint that he too would be so pleased. I asked if he would like to apply all these usefulness and pleasures to his beloved. The answer followed: “I’m not gay. And in general, I’m a man.” It hurt me. But I asked: “I believe that your partner should do what pleases you.” To which he told me: “I wouldn’t be pleased at all with what I do to you. God forbid". You know, I won’t say that I was offended by my husband. At that moment I was simply angry with myself - with the fact that I am a woman, and that I constantly have to “expose myself” in all places, even if it hurts and makes me sick, even if I feel humiliated at the mere thought of going along with what was proposed, and everything to make a man happy. And I shouldn’t want anything more in this life. It even began to hurt that I enjoyed vaginal sex, because I got the feeling that my man didn’t really think about pleasing me, but did it only to satisfy himself. I felt such hatred towards myself as a woman that I could actually feel my uterus - how it had shrunk into a lump. The next day I noticed signs of thrush. And now for the second day I can’t understand what to do. I looked at the forums for such popular topics as “to swallow or not to swallow,” “to give it in the ass or not to give it.” I see that men like everything, but women are divided into categories. Some say, don’t deprive yourself of pleasure, do everything, others say that this is a no-no, but with a loved one, everything is possible, and still others say that nothing is possible, but they are called notorious hypocrites. And in general, real women allow EVERYTHING. And I don’t understand what a real woman should do? Is it better for me to get over myself and my self-esteem, force him to get used to it, and give my husband pleasure by diligently feigning orgasms and sexy smiles, or continue to stick to my line that this is unpleasant for me as an individual? Is this generally normal, or am I really completely complex? Maybe I need to be “uncomplexed”? Or maybe I just don’t understand everything about sex yet, but after this I’ll immediately understand everything and “regret that I didn’t live like this before” - as many people write on the forums? I have a terrible internal struggle. One part of me really wants to please my man, and says, well, if he really wants it, maybe you’ll take the risk. After all, you’re used to blowjobs, your husband likes them, and it seems like you’ve even learned a thing or two. Otherwise, if you don’t satisfy him, he will go looking for another. And the second part of me groans with indignation and screams - but I don’t like it at all! How will I do this? And will I not kill my beloved husband after such an act of acceptance? I have a terrible internal conflict, which I cannot give way out, because... I will 100% offend my husband with my arguments, but I don’t want to offend him. But I understand that if I don’t make up my mind, everything inside me will be tormented – even on the physical level. I'm asking you because... I think that you understand matters of sex, and in your articles you speak as you feel, and not like those who pretend to be a porn star in order to feel at least a little loved. What to do? If you agree, then how to reconcile, and if not, then how to explain? Thank you in advance for your response! Margarita Good afternoon, Margarita! Thank you for your frankness and trust. I am very pleased that you addressed this question to me. I receive many letters, reading which I want to cry. And everywhere it’s about the same story: using sex, a man makes a woman feel inferior, drives her into complexes and makes her suffer. Of course, the question always arises in my mind: “Why is he doing this?” Maybe this man feels comfortable and confident only next to a crushed and humiliated woman? But if you are not a masochist, why do you need such a man? I believe that a real man fights for a woman, not with a woman. Of course, if a man has the opportunity to get everything he wants without struggle, without effort, then he will joyfully take advantage of this opportunity, but he will not particularly value the result of his victory, it came too easily. Remember when you just started dating, it was happiness for him to sit next to you and hold your hand. Why? Yes, because then you could pull your hand away. And now you are a wife, the man has relaxed, he no longer needs to conquer you, try to please you, do something nice, he can easily turn into a beast or a domestic tyrant. Girls, but getting married is not selling yourself into slavery! With or without a stamp in your passport, you remain a free person: with your desires, boundaries of what is permitted, with your sexual preferences. Why do we all forget about this? And the most important thing is what needs to be done so that the relationship between a man and a woman who loves each other does not transform into a “slave-master” relationship. Firstly, you don’t need to let a man relax. He should never feel his complete and final victory, his total power over you. The “Getting Married” seminar and the books I co-authored with psychologist Liliya Lyubimova, “How to Get Married” and “Secrets of a Happy Marriage,” are dedicated to how to do this. I will not retell the contents of the seminar and books now, I will only say the main thing: a man was created for struggle, and a woman for pleasure. If you don’t leave your comfort zone, a man (if he loves you, of course) will not just adjust, for him a relationship with you will become 100, 1000 times more interesting, passionate and exciting, because only in struggle, in Upon conquest, a man’s natural instincts turn on, and he begins to feel the fullness of life. Girls, men like to hunt! Our task is just to organize a good hunt for them, and not to play giveaway. Secondly, you need to pull yourself out of the victim state. This is not a one-time event, it is a process that lasts a lifetime. A woman is physically a weaker creature than a man. And a woman who is pregnant, nursing, or with children in her arms is generally defenseless against the outside world; she is simply physically unable to ensure the survival of herself and her offspring. Therefore, nature has provided a hormonal mechanism that automatically starts in a woman’s body immediately after sex. A powerful dose of dopamine, the hormone of attachment, is released into the blood, and it already seems to us that happiness is possible only with this man, and without him there is no happiness or life at all. We hang on a man’s neck and hold on to it with a death grip, actually falling into complete emotional and psychological dependence on him. This mechanism ensured the survival of humanity as a species in prehistoric cave times. Now there is no special need for it, an unmarried woman can easily provide for herself and her children, sometimes even better than a man could do. Nowadays, in general, a man is more interested in marriage than a woman. But people haven't changed! Dopamine is still released into the blood, and we hang on the man, trying by hook or by crook to keep him. We begin to do everything for the man, for the sake of the man, instead of the man, and after a while, instead of the interesting, mysterious, inaccessible woman whom he once loved, the man discovers next to him a creature with the charisma of a doormat, a sick psyche and the absence of any there was individuality. He tries to put more pressure on her in order to feel at least some resistance, and she sinks even lower “so as not to offend.” In such a situation, a man will either become impotent or will realize his libido on the side. I am not a feminist at all, I believe that it is more comfortable and generally more correct for a woman to be married. But this “keep at all costs” usually does not give the result that a woman expects. Living with a victim is very convenient, but boring! Victims are never sexually attractive! But to be a victim, that’s generally, God forbid! I haven't said a word about sex yet. Don't worry, I didn't forget, we'll move on to this topic now. But first I would like to remind you of one Russian proverb: “If you can’t hold it with your teeth, you can’t hold it with your lips.” It is impossible with the help of sex, even the most fantastic, to keep a man who does not love you; it is impossible to force him to love you, respect you, and take care of you. It's all fantasy. Sex is a logical consequence of love, so there is no need to rush into it, sex should happen when there are already feelings, there is mutual understanding. In a good way, for the first six months you need to walk hand in hand and kiss in the entrance, then your wedding night won’t become a nightmare. Sex should be enjoyable for both partners. After all, the norm is what both accept, and not what one likes and the other tolerates. Take care of yourself and your personality, do not agree to what you are not ready for, do not be afraid to say “no”. This will only make the man more interested in you. And if your husband is not ready to take into account your feelings, maybe it’s better not to break yourself, but to change your husband? And now about what a “real woman” should allow a man and what not. Men have come up with so many myths about female sexuality that they have confused themselves and driven women into complexes. Let's start with the fact that until the mid-twentieth century, European doctors believed that women were not able to experience orgasm. This is not what nature intended them for. And if suddenly some woman suddenly began to show obvious signs of orgasm during sex, she was diagnosed with “hysteria” and treated for uterine rabies (mainly by dousing and bloodletting). Then the old man Freud came to the fore, who competently declared that there are two types of female orgasm: clitoral and vaginal. Moreover, clitoral orgasm, according to Freud, indicates a woman’s psychological immaturity (underdevelopment). Freud chose not to notice the fact that purely physiologically the clitoris is an analogue of the male penis. Since then, “real women” have been required to experience orgasm from a couple of minutes of vaginal sex. That does not work? You're frigid, ugh, go away. I would see how men would react if they were required to achieve orgasm without the use of a penis, and anyone who couldn't was declared impotent. But such tricks would hardly work with men, and women have been bullied for a hundred years with the help of Freud’s “discovery.” Then women began to be literally tortured, demanding some kind of unreal orgasm from G-spot stimulation. And no one was embarrassed that even the exact location of this point could not be determined. It was said - there is such a point, a man will look! And if a woman does not have enough intelligence to depict a mega-super orgasm, she will immediately be listed as frigid. Well, the latest “discovery of science” in the field of female sexuality is the jet orgasm or female ejaculation. Now a “real woman” must also let out jets during orgasm. Do you think these are normal requirements? For example, I don’t consider all men to be total idiots. But I have a feeling that when they start thinking about female sexuality, their brain turns off, and they start thinking in some other way. And so one fool came up with an idea, others picked it up, and we are panting, trying to comply. You can, of course, continue to try, but, girls, it hasn’t made anyone happy yet. A real woman is not the fruit of sick male fantasies, it is you. When making decisions, focus only on yourself. If you really want it, if you enjoy it, go ahead! But don’t fall victim to yourself, don’t break yourself, it won’t make anyone better anyway! A real woman does not do what she does not want and does not swallow what she does not like. It is possible and necessary to develop sexually, but not under pressure, but of your own free will. Sex is pleasure, not a service. I’ll tell you separately about anal sex. I have already written two articles about this, you can find them on the website, so now I will be brief. I'm not a supporter. Firstly, it is not physiological. You cannot experience an orgasm through the rectum, and there are quite a lot of chances to undermine your health. Secondly, I tried it and didn't like it. Why keep trying something you don't like? And, by the way, my marriage did not fall apart due to the lack of anal sex! Be yourself and be happy! Show your husband your love in the way you like! Joy and love to you! Sincerely, Ekaterina Hello again! Thanks for answering! I was very afraid that you would be too lazy to read). Thanks for support! I felt better as soon as I wrote to you! Having received your answer, I was absolutely delighted - it’s very gratifying to understand that I was heard, and I’m still “normal”)). I feel a gradual return to acceptance, first of all, of myself. Thank you! Regarding keeping a man, I agree with you. For some reason, the previous women couldn’t keep my husband’s “butt”, but he lives with me without it. I myself don’t think that this is the only reason to be close to a particular lady, but your words helped me in a difficult moment of doubt. I will definitely look for more acceptable ways for both to express love for each other)) I think, now with renewed vigor))) With gratitude, Margarita.
Room for maneuver4
Penetrating your fingers inside your partner’s anus can literally “work miracles.” You can make rotational movements with your hand, move your fingers back and forth, move them in a circle and thus stimulate certain points. For those who don’t know, there are two points in the inner area of the anus, the stimulation of which gives a man truly incredible pleasure.
The first of these is the anus itself, which contains a large number of nerve endings around it, which makes it especially sensitive. The second is the prostate gland, which is located at a five-centimeter distance from the anus. To the touch, the prostate resembles a hard, round formation.
Caresses can also be external6
Not everyone knows that external caresses of the male G-spot can be extremely pleasant. Especially pleasant for a man is its combination with a massage of the penis. This makes the man's sensations truly incredible. So how pleasant can caressing fingers be? The technique for performing them is as follows:
- The man lies on his back;
- The woman sits comfortably between the man’s legs and gets easy access to the man’s anus.
This provides the partner with easy access to the partner’s penis and other intimate areas.
Proper massaging of the prostate involves massaging the male G-spot. Just like any other point on the body, the prostate cannot be massaged in one place for a long time. If you continue to move at one point, its sensitivity noticeably decreases. It is advisable to perform this massage with the use of lubricants.
You need to massage the pad directly with your fingertips alone. Before such a caressing session, nails should be neatly and short cut. The massage should be performed using straight or circular movements, reminiscent of drawing small circles on a piece of paper.
In some cases, movements with the pads of the fingers are practiced. They are also performed with light movements in a circle, moving in the direction from the testicles to the anus.
There is another, quite interesting technique. To do this, you need to use a clitoris-stimulating vibrator. Its use helps to simultaneously satisfy both partners, since clitoral massage is performed simultaneously with a massage of the male G-spot. If there is a special mutual understanding between the partners, caresses of this type can cause a feeling of incredible pleasure in the partners.
Caresses with the tongue7
Not only hand caresses, but also tongue caresses can give a man incredible sensations. Tenderness in the area of the prostate, anus or G-spot can give your partner an unforgettable sensation.
Basically, caresses of this kind are performed with simple movements, similar to those with which a cat laps milk from a bowl. In this case, the movement of the partner’s tongue should occur in the direction from the lower area of the male testicles to the anus. Helpful advice: in this case, it is advisable to use as much saliva as possible.
You can also try to draw “peculiar waves” (again, in the direction from the anus to the testicles). Some, especially sophisticated lovers, draw visual flower petals around the anus.
In order for a finger in a man’s butt to give him pleasure, it is necessary to adhere to some recommendations:
- The finger that will penetrate the anus must be lubricated with a lubricant; it is imperative to choose a water-based lubricant;
- You should insert your finger into the anus slowly and carefully, it is best to do this in stages - first, the finger is immersed to the first joint, then, after a short pause, they move further (you can use the fingers of the second hand to massage the partner’s penis). To enhance the sensation, do not forget to use lubricant.
- When the finger is inserted to the second joint, they begin to make movements that are a little reminiscent of how they lure someone towards you with a finger. This is exactly how you move forward little by little with a slightly bent finger and you can find the prostate (dense and rounded G-spot).
The found erogenous zone is gently massaged with forward and backward movements. If the sphincter tension is very noticeable, it is worth increasing the caresses or using the tongue. Only when the partner is aroused to a certain extent and relaxes the sphincter can further penetration of the anus with fingers begin.
In order for your partner to experience maximum pleasure, it is necessary to use a combination of several types of caresses at the same time:
- External;
- Internal;
- Caressing the penis and testicles.
This technique of performing it with hands lubricated with lubricant gives a man unearthly pleasure and sexual fun with this particular partner he will definitely never be able to forget.
Let's get in the butt!
It so happened that I fell and slipped and broke my spleen, which later had to be removed. But at first, I got up and, with a broken spleen, tried to lead an unhealthy lifestyle for another week: I smoked a lot, made obscene jokes and readily responded to flirting.
On the day before the operation, I even went to the Petrovich club to dance for those who like girls over thirty and who also have a club card. She didn’t dance herself, as she was already moving with great difficulty. But she did a small performance.
My unhealthy pallor and swollen belly gave me thoughts about my situation, so my friend Kamionsky and I agreed that we would imagine that I had become pregnant without permission from him. Some took the situation to heart. And then until five in the morning I sat in karaoke on Begovaya, didn’t sing - I didn’t have the strength, but I was very happy, watching how others were enjoying “Vladimir Central”. In general, karaoke is a wonderful place. What types spend their leisure time there! Men of difficult fate, women with experience, but who managed to overcome adversity, well-groomed and well-fed. One of them will come out and sing “Walk, Crazy Empress!”, and you can immediately imagine how five years ago she came to conquer Moscow, stood on Dmitrovka. When I get better, I’ll definitely go to karaoke again!
In the morning, however, we had to call an ambulance, as the pain had already become unbearable. At the district hospital it turned out that there were two ruptures in the spleen and the situation was quite critical and needed to be removed. I quickly burst into tears and agreed to the operation.
Needless to say, intracavitary surgery under general anesthesia is an unpleasant and sad business. Two such operations had to be done. As a result, I spent several days either on the operating table or in intensive care.
All the doctors and surgeons were friendly and joked with me (I think it was because of my centimeter-long clear false nails). What else could stimulate their sense of humor if I lay naked all the time, without makeup and in bandages?
I remember one person asked me: “Does your blood clot well?” “Well, I don’t know,” I mumbled. “It doesn’t stop well under water.” - “What are you doing underwater?” – he was surprised. - “I shave my legs, if I cut myself, the blood doesn’t clot for a long time.” - “So you should do epilation, not shave!” So, word by word, we moved away from the topic of blood clotting.
The tiled walls of the intensive care unit made an indelible impression on me. The same “pink marble” with an ornamental edging at waist level is in my toilet at home. Three unusual people were on duty in the intensive care unit: a woman with a small beard, a gay psychopath who enthusiastically talked to himself when left alone, and a young man of about eighteen with a short haircut and a serious face, at first glance a typical representative of RNU. His name was Vanya, he looked after me, that is, he gave injections and put in IVs. He did everything responsibly and on time, and I have no complaints against him, except for the intramuscular injections. These injections are quite painful (if anyone has not had the good fortune to experience this on themselves). Usually they are done in soft places. So, this Vanya became the first and only man whom I begged: “Vanya, please, let me fuck you in the ass!” - "No! – he was adamant. “You can’t turn around after surgery.” And he stuck three syringes with antibiotics into my leg, which made my leg hurt worse than my cut stomach.
Afterwards, I lay sadly in a ward with three old women for another ten days without any incident. I remembered my previous languor. That time there was much more romance and courage. I ended up in the infectious diseases hospital, in the viral hepatitis department. The contingent there is from fifteen to thirty years old. 90 percent used heroin. But this did not stop us from having sincere fun: having dances at night, masquerades with plastic costumes, and once even a poetry evening! I’ll tell you more about that next time.
Getting rid of complexes8
World-renowned psychoanalysts unanimously state that there can be no reticence or embarrassment in the sexual life of partners who trust each other. Therefore, if a man in his erotic fantasies dreams of a gentle woman’s finger caressing his anus from the inside, he is simply obliged to find himself a partner who will share his desires and, moreover, will perform all the necessary caresses with satisfaction for himself.
In the modern world there cannot be the slightest sexual complex. The Internet and television, the press and close friends teach this. A minimal set of sexual qualities appears to us by nature; everything else is an acquired taste that can develop endlessly.
